Me when Sandra Bullock and Sarah Poulson turned out to be sisters and not lesbians:

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From the Wikipedia page about the Fermi Paradox: Given the high scientific probability for alien existence, why can we find no evidence of their existence whatsoever?
A poem about loneliness
jack blacks 13 year old: dad lets make a game channel together because we love to game as a family and im a 13 yr old so i like lets players
jack black: thats a good idea i love you son
p*wdiep*e racists: CORPORATE GAMERS… NOT LIKE MY RACIST GAMER IDOL WHO IS A POOR INDEPENDENT CREATOR MILLIONAIRE
Anonymous asked:
thepuppyclub answered:
you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.
karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout
